it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
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