I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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