well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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