I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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