3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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