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Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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