So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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