i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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