reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
