i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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