As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
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