normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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