Tell her she can't have a vagina
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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