That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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