Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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