i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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