Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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