My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I need moral support for this bender
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
My ass is underappreciated
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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