normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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