No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
