There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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