help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Just invented taco cereal.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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