i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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