I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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