You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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