Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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