I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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