what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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