its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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