Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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