I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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