the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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