Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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