Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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