Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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