Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
You made out with two different species that night
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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