going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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