I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Randomize
