Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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