oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
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