i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
then he tried to convert me to islam
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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