the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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