Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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