I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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