I skipped work to stalk him.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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