if you like me you must not know who I am
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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