This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
it glows. i had to have it.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
