I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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