Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Randomize
