i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
he thought i was a dude.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
