I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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