You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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