matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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