If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
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