Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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