JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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