I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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